All good things come to an end one day. In this case, one bad thing has come to an end. I love how, at the end of their rope, these scammers resort to invoking God as a final opportunity to touch my soul. I guess she wasn’t paying attention when I mentioned Buddha (no I’m not Buddhist) and my voodoo shaman (no I’m not insane either) when she wrote this:

Dear CJ,

Please Please and Please keep your money with you i don’t need your help or your money ok and i am not ready to do all those things you asked from me ok the way you talk is not the way a responsible man talks so please lets call the relatinoship a quite for you to know that my God will provide for me you are not GOD but MORTAL man whom no salvation belongs to so please help yourself with your money my son will not die GOD will see us through through his grace ok.

If in your place someone needs help and is at a point of death then you want to assits the person then you will be given him or her conditionts is too bad of you ok keep your worldly money which you will still leave and die one day ok i don’t think that i can relate with someone that does not have human feelings ok thanks and goodbye.

Joy Kokou.

So, I thought it appropriate to explain the true nature of God since she’s a little confused:

Joy, Joy, and Joy (not forgetting your only child and son Alfred),

Thank you for giving me persmission to keep my own money. I would like to point some things out before I leave you to fend for yourself in this ugly world.

You speak of God on more than one occasion. Let me enlighten you a little on the true nature of God. If you’ve ever picked up and read God’s holy word (the Bible in this case) you’ll no doubt come across some very important writings:

Leviticus 19:11-13 is the first one: “Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to nother.
And ye shall not swear by my name falsely, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD. Thou shalt not defraud thy neighbour, neither rob him…” Since you have asked me to lie to your fake trust company, I’m sure that God has special plans for you. I know that your company doesn’t exist and neither does your “dying” son. A real mother would gladly pay $25 to save the life of her son, even if it were her last $25.

Allow me to leave you with one more scripture, one that I’m going to follow right now from Psalms 31: “Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.”

And with that, I leave you to try your luck with some other “mortal” person you can steal money from.

CJ

And with that, I’m sure that Joy will be replaced with Hope, Faith, and probably some Sunshine in the future. I’m really gonna miss her only child and son Alfred though. I thought we were really bonding there for awhile. I was all set to go toss a baseball or something.