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Information February 16 2006
 — By CJ

Again, to let you all know, cj is gone this week as well. So, once again, if you have sent him a post and he hasn’t responded, this is why. Or, if you posted and it hasn’t been approved, same reason applies. Have a good weekend and hope everyone had a good week.

Emily

(5) Readers Comments

  1. Emily,
    Thank you for filling us in on CJ. We appreciate it very much!
    You are our hero too you know. You and your children sacrifice too, so that CJ can serve our country! Thank you!! :)

  2. I think they are working my Buddy….waaaayyyyy to Hard…..
    They need to know that he needs his Blog Time…..
    Stay Safe CJ……

  3. Thank you for the update, Emily. Shame on that devil leaving you all alone! [lol]

  4. I was huntin’ wabbits!

    Washington State Attorney Season And Bag Limits
    Section 1400.01 – General

    1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
    2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.
    3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
    4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
    5. It shall be unlawful to shout “whiplash”, “ambulance”, or “open bar” for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
    6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of Cadillac dealerships.
    7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, currency, or staged vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
    8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, ambulances, or hospitals.
    9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
    10. Harvested attorneys must have a state health department inspection for distemper and rabies prior to being stuffed or mounted.
    11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as an accident victim, young law clerk, drug dealer, bookie, or sheep for the purpose of attracting and hunting attorneys.

  5. Ha! Ha! CJ you are funny! I like the lawyer jokes!! :)

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