This is a little pun quoted from ScrappleFace.com…Mr. Scott Ott that was emailed to me:

Q: How many jihadists on board a Maltese-flagged ship does it take to set off an electromagnetic pulse that disables every communication and power circuit in New York, bringing the Great Satan to his knees?

A: It takes two jihadists: one to distract the port-security official by removing his head, and the other to disembark with the nuclear device and take a taxi to Wall Street for detonation among the infidels.

Funny how jokes can resemble fact.