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Information May 16 2006
 — By David Sneakers

First of all, I need to congratulate Cpl M on his wife’s pregnancy. I’ve been trying with my llama for 3 1/2 years now and no luck. It takes a special pair to create life. I can tell there is a lot of love between you two. A word of quick advice: babies are small. Get smaller hands.

CJ sent me an email that Sharon had sent him. The topic was the 3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference. I’m a little upset I missed it because I was really looking forward to meeting some of my friends I’ve written to. Maybe even getting some of those millions that have been promised to me. I’m sure they’re just delayed in the mail somewhere.

Check out the site yourself. Here are some of the great discussions I missed:

# Breakfast Kickoff Session:
Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.

# Debate:
Attend a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.”

# Economics:
A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria’s top export?

# For Newcomers:
View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment!

(8) Readers Comments

  1. Awww David- If I had your own personal e-mail address I could have sent you the info directly. Sorry about that!

  2. *splutter, sputter, wheeze, gasp* Dagnabbit, C – er, David, there goes a perfectly good keyboard!
    “blah, blah,..the effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE LETTERS..” – HEY! What’d I just say? Quit that!!!
    ;-)

  3. Oops, almost missed:

    Powerpoint = lol!
    ‘Entertaining’ Powerpoint = ROFL!!!

  4. It’s nice to see you’re back among us David! Sorry about you missing the 3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference. But there’s always next year………. ROFLMAO!

  5. David,
    Sorry about you missing the conference. Wow! Sounds like some good fun too! Tee Hee!!

  6. Hey David…I heard a rumor that you spent a week at the border serving with the minutemen…Is this true? If so can you tell us some feedback on your experiences? Did you learn any Spanish? Did you wear your, “Remember the Alamo” T-shirt?
    Did you get a chance to shoot your paintball gun with the pepperspray ammo? Looking forward to hearing about your adventures.

  7. LMAO! Gosh if I didn’t know better Tony, I’d think you’re encouraging him! hehehehehehe

  8. Dam!! Stumbled over this blog and think it is great. I love to play with the Russian and Nigerian scammers also. Am a COP, single, 61 years old and they love to hit on the “dirty” old man. So I play with them for as long as I can take it…more fun than a high speed pursuit….heheheh…
    Joe

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