Keep ‘em coming. I love sharing these! The following story was submitted by “reader/lurker” Susan:

My husband is on AT with the Guard and our 3-year-old daughter knows he took an airplane to get there. She asked him if it was yellow and he told her, “no, it was white.” After a LONG discussion about yellow airplanes and white airplanes, etc., she finally gave HIM the answer as to why it was white not yellow: “Keeps from getting ‘fused (confused) with Big Bird.”

Makes sense, I suppose.