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All Posts Information News June 04 2008
 — By CJ

So, the news is out that Hillary Clinton will finally be dropping out of the Presidential race this weekend. It’s been a long road. She’s have excuses, the media will have excuses, but no one will have the truth. So, in an effort to educate you on why Hillary Clinton really won’t continue her historic run for office, I offer you the Top 10 Reasons Hillary Clinton Won’t Be Commander In Chief:

10. She’s afraid Bill would have to visit troops in foreign countries and pretend to duck sniper fire.
9. She actually wanted to quit earlier, but was stop-lossed!
8. She keeps getting confused about when to say “Hooah” and when to say “Oorah”.
7. She realized that if she can’t control her husband, how can she control all those Generals!
6. Someone finally told her the truth about this picture:
hillary clinton soldier military

For the next five reasons Hillary Clinton won’t be Commander In Chief, visit the VA Mortgage Center Blog.

(4) Readers Comments

  1. Tee Hee! CJ, you’re too funny!! :)

  2. CJ:

    I hope you are as willing to meet and work with Obama as you were with your old.

    One thing’s for certain, Obama will be no George Bush, thank Heavenly Father for that!!!

  3. OMG, is that like a “just kidding” of a “Kings X”? That’s the best picture….. :)

  4. CF,

    I’ve seriously thought about another line of work under a President Obama. I have serious concerns about that man becoming President. I could have served under Clinton, but not Obama. However, if I choose not to get out and make a ton more money in the civilian sector, I’ll be a faithful Soldier to my commander in chief.

    Lighten up for a bit, eh, and just enjoy the humor.

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