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All Posts Information Perspectives September 12 2008
 — By CJ

Hannah and Anissa are brushing their teeth in their bathroom upstairs. Anissa has her little purple box up there under the sink where they keep their toothpaste, full of “girl’s things”.

Hannah to Anissa, “You must be a big girl.”
Anissa, “Why?”
Hannah, “You have that purple box. Mommy has one too.”
Anissa, “Do you know what they are for?” (and Anissa is on thin ice by asking her this)
Hannah, “You wear them when you pee your pants. Mom wears them, you have them, so you must pee your pants.”

Guys, if you don’t understand this, ask your wife, sister or neighbor. And that’s today’s Kid’s Perspective. If you have a funny kid story, send it to me and I’ll put it up.

(7) Readers Comments

  1. You stole that from Emily, I think…

  2. Ha! Ha! Kids are so funny!

  3. I did, but not everyone gets to see it and I just think it’s so funny.

  4. Yes, it is funny ;-)

    I’m just glad I was that much older than my little sisters. I went off to college when the oldest one was 7 and the youngest one was 3…

  5. Not only is it funny – love the witty title.

  6. Yeah, the title is a play on words for sure!

  7. Very good title! One should always be careful around kids. They are such parrots! LOL.

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