The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the C. O. returned and said, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our Sergeants has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?”

The cannibals all shook their heads ‘no’. After the C.O. left, the leader of the cannibals turned to the others and said, “Which of you idiots ate the Sergeant?”

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, “You FOOL!!! For four weeks we’ve been eating Lieutenants, Captains, and Majors and no one noticed anything…..then YOU had to go and eat an NCO!”

The Company Commander and the First Sergeant were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the First Sergeant said, “Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?”
The CO said, “I see millions of stars.”

1st Sgt.: “And what does that tell you, sir?”

CO: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?”

1st Sgt.: “Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent.”